I can count the amount of real friends I have on one hand and I don’t even care anymore.
notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call
Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^
imagine dean in kindergarten, drawing a picture of his family and his house and he’d come home with it and show it to Mary and she’d tell him how talented he was and then hang it on the fridge
then it would burn to ashes along with just about almost everything dean knew and loved and he wouldnt be able to draw smiling faces anymore
George was going to celebrate with Fred Harry’s ”Resurrection”, so he turned around. But then he realised that his twin was dead and that there was nobody to talk with.
this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr
The newest tattoo.
Titanic 101th Anniversary
I’m so done with this planet
who needs kush when u have
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
I know the majority of you are fat as hell because you lack the discipline to actually change your lifestyle by cutting out fast food and sugary drinks but you need to learn that in comedy everything is fair game.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.